...so I've been suffering from horrible seasonal allergies the past few days. Abby got up with me as usual for her morning "reward for waking up". I was reaching down to hand her the treat, and a sneeze snuck up on me. I sneezed and then heard a and looked down on the tile floor and there was a giant puddle of snot laying right next to Abby, who hadn't noticed because she was focused on the treat. I laughed thinking about how close it came to hitting her. Abby gobbled down her treat and turned and sauntered back to bed like she usually does after getting her morning treat. As she turned and started to walk away, I noticed another giant puddle of snot on her back. I busted out laughing and got a towel to wipe her off. She seemed annoyed that I was delaying her return to bed, and was completely obvlivous to what I had done to her. I couldn't help but think that if I hadn't seen that just in time, and if Abby had made it back into bed with Julie, when Julie "discovered" it, she would probably have no choice but to divorce me..."Irreconcilable Grossness".
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